englishmajorhumor:

#SpookierBooks: Shakespeare Edition

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

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nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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#amazing  

Living the crocodile skin heel life. #MaDAYM #CityofAngels #musicaltheatre

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#same  

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I take back what you have stolen,
and in your languages I announce
I am now nameless.
My true name is a growl.